went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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