DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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