yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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