My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
