it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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