You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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