apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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