Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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