I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
She said her name was "party"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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