That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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