Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Can I color on your dick again?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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