we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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