i would punch a child for taco bell
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Everything about him screamed your future.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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