i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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