Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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