There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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