Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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