Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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