two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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