Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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