Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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