just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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