Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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