Whod you bang
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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