ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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