Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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