I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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