I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
