About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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