If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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