I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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