i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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