CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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