When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
the day after is always just damage control
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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