And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I intend to get homeless drunk
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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