Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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