i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
