can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the day after is always just damage control
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Randomize
