I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
