the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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