We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
