If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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