I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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