new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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