Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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