That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
