she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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