I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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