I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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