never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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